Scoopex

Scoopex is a term used to describe someone who purports to be a football supporter but never in fact goes to a ground to watch a game. This sort of person will generally only have latched on to a team after a team's success in a cup competition and is a classic example of a glory hunter. Armed with an armchair and a TV remote control, a Scoopex will watch his or her team on TV and actually believe they are supporting the team merely by pressing buttons.

A typical Scoopex will not support a local team, an example would be a Birmingham based person supporting a team in Liverpool. As this type of 'football supporter' does not have to travel, they will find themselves with a lot of spare time on their hands and this time is frequently used on Usenet or surfing the internet looking for porn.

by Bernie Bolte September 25, 2006

Swooped

When someone steals something from you.

OR

When someone cuts you off on the road/freeway.

OR

When somebody does something to you unexpectedly.

(If you have been swooped more than once in any way possible in less than 24 hours, then you have been Swoopanopalized!)

Dad, You will never believe what happened to me at the airport... ...some homeless guy bumped into me and swooped my wallet without me even knowing! Now I'll be sleeping on the streets unless you wire me some money.

OR

WHAT THE HECK! That fool just cut me off merging onto the freeway! He almost made me swerve off the road! That turd.

OR

Dang it! That chick totally just swooped me for that parking spot I was about to pull into.

by Camonick April 13, 2009

scrooped

screwed over; to be at ill-fate synonymous with: screwed

My mom caught me smoking last night; oh man , I'm so scrooped.

by urban master February 24, 2005

Grouper Scooper

The act of yourself and several friends defocating on the end of a shovel and throwing it over the fence into the yard of your least favorite neighbor.

Bruno is such a dick when I have my friends over... So last night my friends and I destroyed some Chipotle and gave him the Grouper Scooper of his life!!! Just wait till that son of a bitch mows the lawn!!!

by Sharts Alot August 13, 2017

Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Fuck scoped

Fuck scoped: when one player in any shooter game looks into a sniper scope with 100% certainty he will hit his shot

Yo, this kid ain't movin', he's about to get Fuck scoped

by Littlepiptsd May 29, 2020

The Pooper Scooper

The Pooper Scooper is a dominant male who is known for anal sex. There can only be one "Pooper Scooper" at a time. The Pooper Scooper is a ranking title and is the top rank of all men.

Mike: Yo Anthony! Word on the street is you are "The Pooper Scooper"!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!

by TheOfficialJasonS January 30, 2015