scoyned

ripped off, taken advantage of, used, cheated, scammed, defrauded

Amber felt scoyned that someone stole her credit card and used it to buy gift cards.

by Pacman6 March 15, 2019

Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.

"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.

by stevegek November 8, 2022

The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.

"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"

by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015

mad scone

Any person that is Mad and does not give a fuck about anything or anybody

He was a Mad scone when Tina did not come over

by smith19 October 5, 2016

The Stoned Age

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.

"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."

by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019

Sconds

The style of wearing a sandals with socks. Not the tourist style, the style of one who is too lazy to put on shoes in the morning so goes to school wearing sandals with socks.

Yo Luis, I was too lazy today to wear shoes, so I threw on my Sconds.

by Dorville June 8, 2007

Stoned

When one is killed as a form of capital punishment where a group throws stones at a person until death ensues.

Man 1: Yo I got so high last night and fucked this bitch last night...
Man 2: What! Adultery!?! Stone him!
(Crowd proceeds to pick up rocks and throw them at Man 1 until Man 1 is completely stoned to death.)

by Abraham101 March 20, 2013