schweinstock

German. Literally, "pig stick." Utilized in the movie "Young Frankenstein" to allude to the penis. Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) is discussing how all the parts of the monster would need to be to "artificially or congenitally englarged." Inga (Teri Garr), the doctor's assistant, gets a strange look on her face and says, "oof...he would have an enormous schweinstock!" To which the Doctor replies with, "Well, that goes without saying..."

"He's going to be very popular," pipes in Igor (Marty Feldman).

What a schweinstock that guy has - he must have to tuck it into his sock!

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

Schweiny

Australian slang for German backpackers. Commonly

He is such a schweiny

by daveau21 February 23, 2009

schwendemann

(adj.) a cool person that is a menges and isnt a sovi or a fraiger. A schwendemann is usually amazing at soccer and typicaly really ugly but girls are in love with him. A schwendemann is outgoing and they have half of a flynn most of the time

Dude 1: yo, you know marc.

Dude 2: yeh
Dude 1: hes half of a schwendemann.
Dude 2: Why???
Dude 1: because he has a flynn but hes bad at soccer and no girls like him

by Mr. fraiger June 27, 2009

Schwenke

While it means "Swing Left" in German, it is also the last name of one of the coolest super heroes to roam the world. That would be the Schwank Tank. His first name has been kept secret since every super hero keeps their name secret.

Schwenke is the coolest cat I know.

by David Schwenke June 5, 2008

Schweepee

a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.

Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"

by stoneydopey August 29, 2007

Schwenked

Verb-
1.To be owned by, in relation to, or not at all, by Mr. Schwenk (God Bless His Name) or any one els.
2. To become extreemly angry or happy at something or someone.

Noun-
3. to refer to a Faux Hawk in any way.

1. "hey Gick you just got Schwenked!" "shut up man!"
2. *fail test* "Schwenk this!"
3. "hey diggin the Schwenk cut!"

by Doctorspaz May 15, 2011

Schweenz

A total hottie, beautiful girl

Did you see the new girl? She's a total schweenz!

I know! At first I thought she was the cute Kardashian doing a TED talk at school.

Naw, she's just fine!

by yaboybernie August 8, 2016