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schlemmer

a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own sexual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight
She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
by RBWC November 17, 2003
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Schlemm

A guy whose really good at sex, knows just what to do to turn a girl on, and honestly doesn't compare to anyone else.
Schlemm: How many times did I make you orgasm?!?!?!

Girl: 21 ;)
by heheitsasecret November 15, 2011
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schleif

When two guys screw both holes on a girl at the same time.
Me and my buddy totally schleifed Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night.
by c August 20, 2003
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schlemiel

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.
by Shroby September 7, 2006
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schlegel

Schlegel is a very flirty guy. He always flirts with girls, but never knows when someone likes him. Schlegel is a gentleman and always gives people respect who deserve respect. He also gives very good advice. He knows how to make a couple, but can't find anyone for himself. He is a very good person and a great person to date.
Girl: Aww you are the best person in the world, thank you for all the gifts. You are like a schlegel.
by TakeDemNotes February 13, 2018
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schleep

Hernandez: I'm not Spanish at all
Kenyon: I'm schleep
by tifdn September 11, 2016
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Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!

German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.
Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.
by James Frohlich April 18, 2007
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