schmeckle

dick head, some times confused with shmuck

suck ur own dick, schmeckle

by bri... the master of schmeckle September 5, 2003

schpickle

A non-jewish persons attempt to use the word schtickle. It represents bad usage of yiddish by a gentile. Similar to furclempt.

Can you put a schpickle of pineapple glaze on my easter ham.

by hunjb224 April 7, 2006

Schmackle

The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.

I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.

by general weenis March 28, 2007

schmickle

An almost tickle. When someone starts to tickle you but doesn't actually do it. Often when someone says they aren't going to tickle you, the schmickle is the end result. It is usually just a touch without the actual tickle action but drives you crazy anyway.

Just touching my foot schmickles so don't do it!

by Alex's girl March 8, 2007

Schmuckles

Smart-ass chuckles.

Lefty got done, too many schmuckles!

by Ralphie A Burcke November 29, 2011

rip schnickled

when you're so tore up, that the only way you can explain it is to say that they're rip schnickled. Tore up to the highest extreme.

Damn, that guy just drove 7 miles with no brakes and a fake hip! That guy's tore up rip schnickled!

by Nigga please... November 10, 2005

Vim Schmacked

A drunken typo of the expression "I'm schmacked", which is referring to being very fucked up on alcohol or xanax. When at a party, one will shout "Vim schmacked", or "I'm vim schmacked", to let the others know how fucked up he/she is. "Vim" is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as "Vimmy", or "Vimmer".

Shaan: Wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? I'm gonna be vim schmacked.

Rammer: No thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
Shaan: Real shit?

by CONFBOYS August 15, 2017