shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024

schmurkmadurk

You’ve heard of suicide but that’s old and boring this is that indescribable feeling of loneliness and depression and fear of never being loved or good enough for those around u and the only option u have left it to schmurkmadurk

You: dude I stayed up all night girl just broke up with me and I just failed a bench pr imma schmurkmadurk

by Shjshd July 2, 2024

schmupey

Classic, OG, nostalgic, or a vibe.

Barbie in Swan Lake, like the band Disclosure and vril trapstar edits, is a certified schmupey.

by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024

schlurp

The act of taking a wet, open-faced adult diaper and drinking the piss from the padding

I took my diaper off, and my boyfriend asked, “Can I schlurp that thang?”

by bababerry August 28, 2025

Schmorp

When you are eating a meal, then suddenly you don't like the food anymore.

"Aww shit I'm so schmorp right now"

by Gibby gibert gibson August 31, 2025

urban schmurban

A society that gets political stance mixed up with standards.

Can you please include this definition into you system and stop playing sides you freakin urban schmurban?

by silver back September 25, 2007

The Bobby Schmurda

Smoking pot in the school bathrooms.

Student A) Yo why does Carouselambra smell like a bush.
Student B) He just pulled a goddam The Bobby Schmurda.
Carouselambra) Man I'm high as hell my plug gave me the Indiana cowboy OG.

by Jow Bidan May 7, 2022