Schmonkey

Someone who wears glasses, has curly hair, and their first initial is J

You know I’m certain Josh is a Schmonkey.

by Bunsbiy March 1, 2024

munky schmunky

munky schmunky is sexy man

i love munky schmunky

by furiksu September 30, 2020

schmenky

adjective,1)funky in a bad way
2)nasty dick, as in schmegma funky

Dude, that guy's schmenky.

by Kand August 30, 2003

Schmucky Dilbert

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.

1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."

by Geena-ish July 26, 2008

Schmokey Bushters

Brand of ciggarettes made in tullamore, a small town in Ireland

Jes i'd love a packet of Schmokey Bushters right now

by yof yror November 26, 2010

schmanked

The rubbing of relish between whoms thighs

Damn you just schmanked all over your legs

by Blair Muir December 31, 2015

Schmeckey

A one nut cousin humper. A Schmeckey is a male with one testicle that has sex with his cousin.

My brother is a schmeckey.

by ItsBobda October 18, 2017