Schmagiggles

A person or persons identified as being in the interim state of limbo between being a schmuck and an absolute, complete joke/waste of life.

"I can't believe I went out with those schmagiggles last night."

by w.u.h. November 29, 2009

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing

"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"

by kbone July 31, 2013

schigler

A person whose big toe takes a dramatic angle towards the rest of his toes. Only one person on the earth is diagnosed with the schigler.

No don't whip out the schigler

Ladies love the schigler

Always wiggle the schigle

by Swole4 August 24, 2017

Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018

Schmickled

Getting drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, shitfaced, intoxicated, lit, tipsy and boozed up.

"Bruh last night I got so schmickled I threw up on myself."

by JohnJayDoe December 19, 2019

Schmergle

A word you use to describe something when you can’t remember the right word.

Put the schmergle in the burgle.

by TheBoneOfMalone July 5, 2022