by townhouse69 March 8, 2020
Get the schlenergy mug.The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.
"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"
by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020
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When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.
I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.
by linstrocity April 13, 2022
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1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.
2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
by P-Bomb August 30, 2022
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Jerry: yeah he has great posture!
Bob: I know right I want to be like him.
Jerry: yeah he has great posture!
Bob: I know right I want to be like him.
by lynn_l0v3r69 November 25, 2022
Get the Schlinggewächses mug.Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.
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