Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022

Schlibble

A little bit of something.

The restaurant owner offered me a schlibble of his latest culinary delight for my opinion.

by New Fred November 3, 2022

Power Scaling

Power Scaling is when a person compares the power of one character (usually from a shonen anime) wither the powers of other characters even though they’re from different shows. A Power Scaler is the person who does power scaling usually brings up power scaling anytime there is a discussion about a character they want to power scale

Person 1: Zoro is marine fodder he not beating Goku though

Person 2: I don’t give a fuck stop Power Scaling

by mauaph August 13, 2023

schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.

This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.

by M. A. September 16, 2006

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Gates Scaling System 2

A overall system of scaling one's personal attributes by starting from 1 to (scaled attribute)

" On a scale of 1 to noob, you're a 6 on the Gates Scaling System 2

by The Gates Scaling System 2 December 21, 2008

schlan

a tan occurring on the penis or "schlong", from which it gets it's namesake. essentially a contraction of "schlong tan".

"Hey guys, do you mind if we move up to the nude end of the beach? I'd like to work on my schlan a bit while the sun is still high in the sky."

As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."

by Deep Dark Tropical Schlan September 3, 2009