Schlager

Just plain and simple a penis.

1: Hey bro lets do something.

2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.

1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.

by anonymous#1234 January 15, 2009

schmapper

a rapper who thinks hes really good at rapping but sucks at rapping

a guy who sucks at rap is called a schmapper

by marcel roberge March 4, 2007

Schlapped

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.

by Unshahlapped March 4, 2023

Cinderella schlippers

Hot girl, without the slippers

that girl is the Cinderella schlippers

by yams 6:7 September 10, 2014

Block Schlopper

The term used to describe a brick layer who is immensely skilled at their job.

"The construction team is mighty lucky to have that block schlopper working for them."

by toxic_shr00m May 2, 2022

Schlammered

Significantly intoxicated to the point where words are slurred .

Sarah was so schlammered last night when I was talking to her on messenger I could barely understand what she was saying.

by Chelsea/Sarah December 14, 2008

schlappay

the sound made when a man's genetalia hit his leg.

also the sound of a man masturbating.

also refrence to aman's penis.

"I can hear Joe's schlappay from the other room!"
"My schlappay is huge!"
"I like the schlappay feeling of my cock on my leg!"

by flsdhkafhodighakljd asfdsdafg February 10, 2008