The scenario in which you receive a snapchat, and before you open it, according to The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics, it may be simultaneously both a nude and not a nude.
bro 1: bro! i just got a snapchat notification from a hot chick, and i don't know if it's a nude or not!
bro 2: wow bro! that's schrodinger's snapchat!
bro 2: wow bro! that's schrodinger's snapchat!
by se7eneightnine August 2, 2016
Get the schrodinger's snapchat mug.When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.
Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.
Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.
Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.
by eschrodinger23 November 6, 2016
Get the Schrodinger's Shorts mug.Doctor: "It seems you love the military, but are willing to mow down any service member who tries to initiate martial law. I say you have a case of Schrodinger's Patriotism.
by Menstralmotorcycle May 21, 2018
Get the Schrodinger's Patriotism mug.In television: a ship that is considered canon due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing the couple from the story or killing them before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation. The couple can be interpreted as both "canon by valid assumption due to vast amounts of supporting evidence" and "not-canon by absence of explicit confirmation of reciprocation" depending on viewer preference.
"Watch me suffer along with my OTP in this Schrödinger's ship. As long as I stay in this dumpster, I'm both alive and dead."
by GirlyFanOfSciFi December 13, 2020
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It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.
by Squeaky Farts January 7, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's fart mug.To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.
Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.
by Unclefester April 17, 2015
Get the Jeff schilling mug.This is technically not a troll, but someone who claims to be trolling when saying or posting something that is objectively offensive and consequently is called out. Whether they claim trolling or not depends on whether they are called out.
Person 1: *posts something racist about Mexico*
Person 2: That's racist, dude.
Person 3: Wooooow such racist, very bigot
Person 1: I'm just TROLLING you fucking idiots jesus know what a joke is
Person 2: More like a Schrödinger's Troll.
Person 2: That's racist, dude.
Person 3: Wooooow such racist, very bigot
Person 1: I'm just TROLLING you fucking idiots jesus know what a joke is
Person 2: More like a Schrödinger's Troll.
by TheDuckyOne May 18, 2016
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