Scandinavian Ice Pineapple

The act of attempting to shove a whole frozen pineapple up a girls anus.

Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again

by SvenDonaldson11 November 24, 2010

Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017

Scandinavian Tobaggan

It when you stick your junk in a female's trunk and ride her down a flight of stairs.

"Damn son! I took that bitch on a Scandinavian Tobaggan ride last week!"

by Babar the Great February 27, 2008

Scandinavian Hammock

The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.

"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."

by Cheebles August 7, 2013

Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.

Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017

scandinavian jackhammer

When you wriggle your thighs from side to side to ease out a difficult bowel movement.

"Mate, that was a tricky shit. I had to drop the Scandinavian jackhammer."

by mikjoms July 29, 2017

Scandinavian Straight

A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.

Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!

by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018