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Slamming Salmon

Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon
by LetsParty666 November 8, 2019
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samming

implying that you will accompany someone to any event or gathering, and, usually without warning, not show up. Samming may involve a number of excuses.
5:30 PM (eastern standard time)- Pencek said he was coming over for wine and then then bar. 2:30 AM (timezone unknown)- Pencek most likely asleep in his bed, with no warning, completely samming all of us.
by kittygirlmeow September 10, 2014
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Scamman

Javar the scamman always scamming these hams for cash
by Elijah wade October 24, 2019
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c-spamming

\ sē,'spam-miŋ \ v. the practice used by advocacy organizations in which they ask their membership to email members of Congress or state legislators in an attempt to influence legislation and policy votes. Largely used by political organizations such as MoveOn and the National Rifle Association (NRA).

This action is mostly useless, as legislators are principally concerned with re-election and therefore only care about their own constituents' opinions, and as the emails are usually canned forms generated through websites and petition forms, it's difficult or impossible to determine which of the thousands or tens of or hundreds of thousands of received emails are actually from their own constituents.

Call or mail an old-fashioned snail mail letter if you want an opinion counted.

Legislators, on the other hand, love the opportunity to harvest the email addresses so that they may later spam the senders with with their own propaganda in a practice known as "constituent communication," which is better known as conning. The material sent is known as canned spam.
NRA Reichsmarschall Wayne LaPierre told his aids to mobilize his sheep in a c-spamming campaign, asking his mindless followers to email all members of Congress to defeat the gun safety legislation targeted at protecting elementary school children from massacre by assault rifles.
by Wonksemiologist October 12, 2013
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Bow Spamming

When a Minecraft player shoots their bow and arrow quickly in succession in order to drain another player's health and confidence.
I like bow spamming because it feels good on the ass.
by Sarwoh May 27, 2020
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peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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slammin'

That chick is slammin'!
by tbonk January 20, 2004
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