Chicken Sammich

When your mom screams at you from the living room in order for you to make a Chicken Sandwhich but she's too invested in her show and calls it a Chicken Sammich.

Mom (watching real housewives of atlanta): DAwniece Go make me a CHICKEN SAMMICH!!!!!

by rawesomer September 25, 2018

cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

by Boymom1 August 29, 2017

ham sammich

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!

by John Godwin February 7, 2013

Samitis

The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny

"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

sammie

when i think of sammie, i think of bitch. probably one of the meanest people you'll ever meet

oh that sammie girl is a bitch. she treats everyone like shit & talks shit behind their backs

by aj980 August 22, 2017

Saimir

Saimir is an albanian traditional name. Saimir means like "He's so nice and kind". It has nothing to do with Arab name Samir.

Once I met a guy named Saimir, he's from Albania. I put his pants down and sucked his cock.

by AsianCutieeeee May 24, 2018

Sammi Rowe

Samantha Theresa Rowe.

A very slutty scene girl. Very spazy. She loves penis. Extremely scene, but will never admit it. Has a heavy lisp with the letter s. She is also afraid of vampires. YES. Vampmires. She beleives they exist.

Ralphy- "Dude i just had sex with this hot blonde chick last night."
Chris- "Really? Me too."
Ralphy- "Yeah at that kid Rons party."
Chris- "Wat was she wearing?"
Ralphy- "Striaght leg jeans and a turtle neck."
Chris- "NO WAY!"
Ralphy- "Was her name Sammi?"
Chris- "Yes.... Sammi Rowe."
Ralphy- "hahahha you had sex with the same chick i did."
Chris- "ewwww. your cock was in her before mine."

by mr cocky December 3, 2006