Russell

Noun: one who eats peculiar objects as a freak show to earn a living.

Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.

"Oh man, I pulled a Russell yesterday! It was the worst feeling ever!" or "I gave that Russell four bucks for eating a snake's head."

by Pat Rutz July 16, 2008

Russell

a person with an extremly large left foot

"wow, that person a russell foot!"

by Jessica + Russell<3 January 30, 2009

Russell

Has all the connections with the teachers but fails tests with a point below passing

Student 1: Did you hear that Russell failed the algebra regents with a 64?
Student 2: Feelsbadman, but I got a 66!!?!?!?!?

by Atoms13 January 26, 2017

Russel

An annoying person who never knows when to shut the fuck up

I never knew he was a Russel

by Tubeman December 5, 2017

Russell

Thinks hes a GOAT when he isn't. Loves to crush on bitches. Is a good best friend but annoys the shit out of you.

"Russell isn't a GOAT"

by abybfiybgfuwhefu1723 November 7, 2017

Russell

The term for a person who trys to act like a stoner.
Though obviously not, they say things to make it seem so.
They do this because they don't much of a personality to them..

"Hey man, do I smell like weed?"

"Uhhh...no..should you?"

"Oh yah..I got high this morning. I'm a total stoner."

"No, your a Russell"

by chocolateorgasm April 18, 2010

Russell

A great father figure that will be generous when it comes to personal needs. Friends will say he has a fat wallet but that’s only because he buys things with value. Most likely shops at Menard’s because he’s sharper than the tools that are used at his job site. His own business site! Boat owner. Motor boater. Say that 5 times fast. Also see Power Seed

“Omg I fucked Russell and now I’m pregnant.”

“You should’ve looked up his urban dictionary definition girl!” power seed

by CreamPiesOrBust November 25, 2018