rumple

to fold. sometimes pussy, sometimes ass. you on that kinky stuff you like to be folded into origami paper airplanes

“how’s christina?”

“she made me rumple her...”
“VERSACI!”

by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020

Rumple

Kyle's alter ego, when he gets mad or upset he turns into rumple

Watch out! You might unleash rumple

by Ayo00oo June 17, 2023

rumple foreskin

rumple foreskin

noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".

this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.

"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"

"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"

"Shut up darsh"

by Hunkle October 3, 2022

Rumple

A large penis with many folds

Do you like my rumple

by Gang gang man July 17, 2021

Rumple Minze Rules

A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.

“Why didn’t he come to training today.”

“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”

by Que Bola Asere January 9, 2024

Rumple Stiltskin

Some goblin ass from a shitty book

That rumple stiltskin mf is a child pedo.

by bigballer322 May 23, 2022

Rumple Buttercup

The best green creature with a banana peel hat ever. My personal best friend
Book character written by the best author/celebrity ever. Matthew Grey Gubler.

"Rumple Buttercup is one of the greatest books ever written."
"I know, don't you just love his little hat."

by password235 November 29, 2021