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Rubber duck 

“Rubber duck” is used when you are in a difficult choice making situation, you then say: “Rubber duck”and make a random choice. It can also be used after realising you’re screwed and you just accept it
“Yo did you do your homework
“What homework
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck”
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
I don’t know man
“*sigh* rubber duck
Rubber duck by Sibisizwe McGregor September 13, 2022

Rubber Duck 

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?
Rubber Duck by Ramming1500 June 8, 2025

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

Rubberduck-gender 

A gender where you are not a boy or a girl, but a rubber duck instead. Us rubberduck-genders are tired of people misgendering us. We, as a community, use they/them pronouns.
"Oh my goodness, that person is dressed like a rubber duck!"
"Oh, no, that's just a rubberduck-gender, and totally not a furry."
"Oh, what a misunderstanding!"

rubberduck 

A weakling, a squishy tart with a shrill voice and short memory-span. Now, where was I?
The rubberduck sucked a buck.
rubberduck by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Rubberducking 

It is a term for ball tapping. It is also used to describe the act of slapping a woman's breast to inflict pain. When one does either one of these action they must scream out Rubber Duck or Rubber Ducked. The first person to ever ball tap someone under the new name was NK from Pennsylvania at about 4:30 p.m. The first time a breast was slapped under the name was about 10 min. later by a KP from the same state. (Caution: Check local and international law before performing Rubberducking as it may violate them. Rubberducking may cause cancer. Please Rubberduck responsibly and enjoy.)
Person 1: Come here I have a present.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: "slap" RUBBERDUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: PAIN
Person 3: That was some amazing Rubberducking!!!!!!!!!