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by wdwmarais March 13, 2018
Get the Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich mug.A single person or a group of persons without the superior power to make a name for themselves. These specific individuals mainly target the director/producer/actor known as Eli Roth in hopes of getting a false rise out of him. Pathetically their attempts are failed 100% of the time.
"who is that kid knocking Eli Roth's films?"
"Oh don't mind him, he is just another one of those lonely Eli Roth Haters".
"Oh don't mind him, he is just another one of those lonely Eli Roth Haters".
by Sweet A Patterson September 6, 2010
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Get the Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 😍 mug.When someone reads Allegiant. Then, they crawl into a hole and die. They're screaming that they never wish they've ever read it and kill themselves.
I just read Insurgent. I'm gonna read Alliegent now.
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth
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