Sneaky Reachy

When a man gets a boner at an inappropriate time and his significant other sneakily relives him.

Baby i got morning wood but our kid is in the room could you reach under the covers and give me a sneaky reachy?

by Hope and Kyle March 1, 2011

River Roach

Female known for jumping from boat to boat consuming whatever alcohol she can get ahold of. Also is passed around the group like a joint. Seen wearing cut off shorts straw hat and has the smell of alcohol and semen on her breath.

That girl is nothing but a river roach.

by RustyHooker August 1, 2020

Spider roach

A person who is an emo necrophiliac, and playboy all in one. Usually goes by the name Miguel.

“Ugh, there goes Spider roach again with a new chick. He probably imagines her dead.

by funny guy lol April 6, 2023

Spider Roach

An emo necrophiliac who likes punk rock and d-beat. Sort of a play boy too. All the girls are obsessed with him

Usually goes by the name Miguel

“Oh my god, we’re about to walk past Spider Roach, act cool.”

by funny guy lol April 7, 2023

Roaches were renting rooms!

A "severe" roach infestation.

There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 24, 2021

roached egg

small multi-colour plastic egg containing a roll of 50 pieces of roach material

keeps said roach dry & safe.

"10 benson, king size silver rizla & a roached egg please m8"

by Justine Thyme April 9, 2009

Party Roach

People you dont really know or hangout with that seem to be at every party you throw.

dude 1: Yo who invited those wiggers?

dude 2: No idea man, they're at every party.

dude 1: Fuckin party roaches...

by T-Murf October 30, 2009