RIta is an amazing person. she is buff ting. not like a normal buff ting. like a leng leng buff ting. and im not talking about megan fox leng leng. im talking about x100 leng leng. she is lenger than megan fox and i am not joking. she is also a lengers. like seriously. big up da buff ting lots of love.
thats the leng ting rita
swear say wallahi dats wallahi on dargz
Rita (noun)
A single, outgoing woman in her 60s to 80s who frequents local dive bars and strikes up friendly, flirtatious conversations with young men in their 20s. Usually armed with a white wine or a vodka tonic, a Rita possesses unmatched confidence, zero filter, and an endless supply of unsolicited compliments.
Man, I went to the local pub last night just to drink a beer in peace, but I ended up getting cornered by a total Rita who spent twenty minutes telling me I have gorgeous eyes and look just like her second ex-husband.
Man, I went to the local pub last night just to drink a beer in peace, but I ended up getting cornered by a total Rita who spent twenty minutes telling me I have gorgeous eyes and look just like her second ex-husband.