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“Damn that bitch is fat and ugly. She is such a Rita”
Rita by Putanca888 August 6, 2022
Rita is a NERD
Rita by FunkeMonke69420 April 9, 2023
RIta is an amazing person. she is buff ting. not like a normal buff ting. like a leng leng buff ting. and im not talking about megan fox leng leng. im talking about x100 leng leng. she is lenger than megan fox and i am not joking. she is also a lengers. like seriously. big up da buff ting lots of love.
thats the leng ting rita
swear say wallahi
dats wallahi on dargz
Rita by badmanposi July 21, 2026
Rita (noun)
A single, outgoing woman in her 60s to 80s who frequents local dive bars and strikes up friendly, flirtatious conversations with young men in their 20s. Usually armed with a white wine or a vodka tonic, a Rita possesses unmatched confidence, zero filter, and an endless supply of unsolicited compliments.
Man, I went to the local pub last night just to drink a beer in peace, but I ended up getting cornered by a total Rita who spent twenty minutes telling me I have gorgeous eyes and look just like her second ex-husband.
Man, I went to the local pub last night just to drink a beer in peace, but I ended up getting cornered by a total Rita who spent twenty minutes telling me I have gorgeous eyes and look just like her second ex-husband.
Rita by jackson jimenez October 25, 2026
probably the sexiest and most eye catching model alive. She has a sweet(perfect) pair of tits.
Rita G is a die hard aquarious ;)
Rita G by chigglet October 14, 2005

Rita syndrome 

When you have a lot of internet tabs open and won't close them because you might use them later.
Damn Carl has 54 tabs open he must have The Rita Syndrome
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