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Death toll rising rule

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.
Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...
by comedymedders October 28, 2010
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rising flat

An unfortunate instance where one either gives or detects flatulance in an elevator.
"Goddamn! Did you smell that rising flat dude left in the elevator? That was raunchy!"
by Alex and Neil April 6, 2009
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Rising Tiger

The most powerful martial arts move in the whole word, which has the possibility of causing death or severe injury if done properly. It is created by the expert they call Chun... i haven't met him before but I hear he's fucking awesome. Uses two fingers in a thrusting action which channels all the inner chi into one motion. Don't fuck with anybody that knows how to do it, just sayin'.
Man you should have seen it, this guy totally used the rising tiger and kicked Ben's ass.
by Tyrone Ferguson October 15, 2011
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risemongler

Someone who asks too many questions; Refer to Askhole
Jon: "Lets see what the definition is"
Burnie: "Why haven't we fired that risemongler yet"
by Njlamp September 2, 2016
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riim

To lick ones anus and thrust the tongue as far as one can in to the anus and out again repeatedly. a little more extreme than your traditional around the edge only rim. Desired result is a rizzle kick....
I gave him a riim job so hard that when i put my tongue right inside his anus i copped a nasty rizzle kick to the face last night, but you know what, it was as tasty....

I had never felt a tongue so far up my arse when they were riiming me last night.
by nitetyme November 20, 2016
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rishmi

A person who deserves the very best, is absolutely gorgeous and is probably ethnic. Rishmis are pretty sexual and have a tendency to be a bit mysterious. They don't like getting help but really need to start accepting it.

Rishmis are SO beautiful it's often hard to understand why they're still single! They're incredibly funny and fun to be around.
Person 1: Dude you see that girl?
Person 2: Yeah man, she looks mysterious. must be a Rebecca
Person 1: No, that's got to be a Rishmi
by IMNOTTSUNDERE! June 2, 2017
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Resimpient

A woman who has 1 or more person(s) simping for her
That Twitter thot is a resimpient of at least 50 simps
by Carstoast April 16, 2020
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