McNasty Rhino

The sexual act of putting a dildo on your head like a rhino and sticking a McNasty through it and having your partner eat it while sucking the dildo.

Girlfriend: I had a McNasty with sexual pleasure last night. I had a McNasty Rhino!

by McNugget D June 26, 2014

roadside-rhino

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.

Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.

by laysiege June 26, 2010

rhino blast

When receiving oral sex from a lady-friend, pulling about before orgasm and ejaculating into the nose of the lucky recipient.

Shit, I just got a severe rhino blast from Wes. You got any Kllenex?

by wesman July 13, 2004

Rhino Knee

A person who spends 90 % to 97 % of their lives on their knees sucking cock , either for personal gain or attention. Resulting in giant callused knee resembling a rhinos knee. Also a coworker who thinks they call the shots because they just got off their knees from tongue punching the bosses fart box and need to let you know who's in charge .

Laurie won't be running in the race Saturday , her rhino knee is keeping her from attending , or have you seen Laurie? Oh you mean rhino knee ? Yeah she's in the office under the desk as usual .

by cracksmoke October 30, 2014

colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011

Rhino in the plug

The act of wrapping someone up tight in their eiderdown blanket so they cannot move, then gently rubbing your knob-end on their ear.

It was hilarious last night, I burst into my brothers room and gave him a 'Rhino in the plug'!

by Major Stains August 26, 2017

steamy rhino

Whenever in the act of sexual intercourse and the male has reached the point of blowing his load he purposely shoves his genitalia up the womens nose and blows his load

Anne Frank enjoyed it when Hitler gave her a steamy rhino

by TheTrundleHorn April 18, 2018