Rhino Van

A SWAT Truck that rams you head on at full speed in the game Need For Speed Heat.

I was trying to escape at 1% health and got rammed by a Rhino van.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019

rhino blast

When receiving oral sex from a lady-friend, pulling about before orgasm and ejaculating into the nose of the lucky recipient.

Shit, I just got a severe rhino blast from Wes. You got any Kllenex?

by wesman July 13, 2004

Rhino Knee

A person who spends 90 % to 97 % of their lives on their knees sucking cock , either for personal gain or attention. Resulting in giant callused knee resembling a rhinos knee. Also a coworker who thinks they call the shots because they just got off their knees from tongue punching the bosses fart box and need to let you know who's in charge .

Laurie won't be running in the race Saturday , her rhino knee is keeping her from attending , or have you seen Laurie? Oh you mean rhino knee ? Yeah she's in the office under the desk as usual .

by cracksmoke October 30, 2014

rhino-saurus rex

A person with a nose that is not in proportion with their face. Often leads to abuse from friends and embarrassing photos from the side.

Woh check that fat man scoop Bain he's such a rhino-saurus rex

by Kingc1utch January 15, 2010

Rhino in the plug

The act of wrapping someone up tight in their eiderdown blanket so they cannot move, then gently rubbing your knob-end on their ear.

It was hilarious last night, I burst into my brothers room and gave him a 'Rhino in the plug'!

by Major Stains August 26, 2017

Rhino clam

When a girl charges at you with her vagina with such ferocity that it may as well be a charging rhinoceros. Common activity of women who are normal in large groups but go feral when alone with a guy they want to have sex with. Women who collect stamps and have more than one cat often go in to rhino clam mode.

Oh shit, here comes bridgett. Fucking bitch tries to rhino clam me whenever we get within 50 feet of each other. Thinking about telling her I am gay, but with my irish luck, I will probably end up with a closet rod in the ass.

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

Rhino-drunk

The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.

Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?

Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.

by HMS Secretive February 27, 2009