A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.
Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the #1 Revealed Traitmug. by Tigermoff August 4, 2025
Get the Bender Reveal Partymug. A day where if anyone keeps a secret from you, you can ask them to reveal it, and by law they must. Takes place on January 12th
Guy 1: dude, this game is amazing!
Guy 2: what game are you playing?
Guy 1: sorry, it’s kinda nsfw so I’m gonna keep it a secret.
Guy 2: you have to reveal it, it’s reveal your secrets day.
Guy 2: what game are you playing?
Guy 1: sorry, it’s kinda nsfw so I’m gonna keep it a secret.
Guy 2: you have to reveal it, it’s reveal your secrets day.
by BlueFurry December 18, 2020
Get the Reveal your secrets daymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If a Person Wants A surprise Reveal, I Will Show Them Something<.7.9.7.6>mug. National Reveal Who You Wanna Travel The World With Day: Jackson wanted to travel the world with Samantha and show her/get her all the stuff she ever wanted.
by Skdjsjanfnv July 10, 2025
Get the National Reveal Who You Wanna Travel The World With Daymug. The ritual that every shy YouTuber who cares about their Internet privacy is forced to participate in before they die or quit YouTube without explanation. When enough people bombard a YouTuber to reveal their eyes, mouth, nose, chin, hair and/or forehead, the YouTuber usually must comply to not be on bad terms with their fans. A typical face reveal involves taking off a mask and revealing your face, as well as any other personal comments that you would have liked to make.
An example of a failed face reveal was that of DreamWasTaken, when people kept asking him to do a face reveal. He then did a fake face reveal in MrBeast's YouTube Rewind 2020 and then a real one just casually dropped on October 3, 2022, also revealing his real name as "Clay". People then made memes and jokes about him being ugly and looking like various other people from Shane Dawson to Lord Farquaad from Shrek, leading to him deleting said face reveal on June 11, 2023 and then putting it back on the Internet later for no good reason
by 2Fax5U December 6, 2023
Get the face revealmug. girl: hey y/n it’s national Crush Reveal so you know what that mean?
boy:no?
girl:my crush is you
boy:same!
boy:no?
girl:my crush is you
boy:same!
by Jupiter213 January 3, 2022
Get the Crush revealmug.