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Replacer

A replacer is a friend who can only have one best friend at a time. So one day, they're best friends with one person. And if they see a new person walk by who seems nice they go meet them. Just like that, the previous best friend gets replaced. Or kicked to the curb, if you will.
"Hey Replacer." said Maya. "Replacer? Why are you calling me a replacer? I don't replace people." said Raymond. "Oh really? We were best friends until you met Muziq. I got replaced. By you."
by YassBoss July 17, 2017
mugGet the Replacermug.

ihy(replace)

when you love someone but youre in the foenem zone so you cant say it.
by Broenem September 15, 2022
mugGet the ihy(replace)mug.

Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
mugGet the Baby Replace Jutsumug.

Replacive Technology

Technologies used in the place of human workers.
An example of a replacive technology is the self-checkout.
by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021
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replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.
I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.
by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019
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Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.
Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023
mugGet the Replacement Girlfriendmug.

Replacement level

I had to fix it thrice! "Uuuuh... Why is Hilter black guys? Derrrrrr"
Hym "Ha! Yeah. Replacement level."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
mugGet the Replacement levelmug.

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