recockulous

Why does it always have to be ridiculous?! I'm just saying....

a) Jessica Simpson really needs to get a life...!
b) I know, she's recockulous!

by awesomesauce01 November 28, 2009

ReCocked

Version of shampoo effect.

I woke up this morning and started getting ReCocked.

by scratchy2868 July 30, 2018

Retcock

Short for “retroactive cockblocking”, retcocking prevents a male from becoming a teen parent when the female’s parent discovers that she has had unprotected sex and decides to beat the shit out of her.

I banged Becky behind Denny’s last week, but her dad retcocked me when he saw her with a pregnancy test. She should be out of the hospital by Monday.

by Karma Sutra March 23, 2020

Recock

The abbreviated version of the word "recockulous".

Mike: WTF!!!! Did you see how our defender didn't even try to get the ball there?
Alec: Yeah dude, the gameplay in FIFA 21 is absolutely recock!

by AlrightHamilton August 27, 2021

Recockulous

Same as redickulous but being said by a cocky ,rude person

Its insanely recockulous how rude and self center Dick is.

by Robyn Jenkins January 19, 2022

Recockulus

It’s not about the dick, it’s about the cock.

Simply Recockulus

by DomeToker1010 September 12, 2022

Recocketh

To recoil and spin around in a sunflower field on a Saturday evening.

Bring your favorite sacrifice, we are going to recocketh next Saturday at 7:00.

by BackYardBabySugarPlum06 December 8, 2022