The reflex that a girl has when you reach to touch her boobs and she doesn't approve of the action. She usually bites your outstretched fingers in a really quick motion like a mousetrap.
Guy 1: Dude that chick has a serious mousetrap reflex!
Guy 2: Well that's what you get for trying to touch her tits.
Guy 2: Well that's what you get for trying to touch her tits.
by Hoboinspace July 07, 2013
by Whitexican January 29, 2017
Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.
Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.
Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.
Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.
by Mocha Suthers March 22, 2014
1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor
2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny
2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny
A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:
I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.
Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"
Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"
I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.
Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"
Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"
by Teh Noj October 01, 2009
The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
A person that insults alot of people and makes fun of them. He plays fortnite and sometimes gets salty if you block him with pyramids and calls you a sweaty tryhard.
by Who am i????????????? June 15, 2019
Is similar to the case known as "Acid Reflex" except only affects the rectal region. Also refer to "Shart" or "Mud Butt". It's not quite a fart, but not quite a shit either. A warm and excessively moist passing of gass/poop liquid.
After eating Chow Mein at Coleton's Shit Shack, I had contracted a bad case of Ass Reflex. The sensation was quite unpleasant, smelly, warm, and even spicy!
by Ass Reflex January 26, 2017