reet pong

The phrase used by Mel B in Bo'Selecta to describe the smell coming of her muff!!!

"Oh me minge is kickin out a reet pong!!!! ohhh smells like crab paste".

Yer bastard ya!!!

by The Notorious B.A.Z February 06, 2008

young reet

A large and encharged reet... Mainly used in moments of climax. And moments of extreme intensity

Yo young reet... Just recked Trevor hans butt last night

by Young reet livin like an old r January 17, 2017

Fockin Reet

Said by Geordies when something good happens.
Direct Translation:"Fucking Right"
usually has like or man on the end of it.

Ah'm goin doon toon for stotties an beans like. Fockin reet man.
Fockin reet like.

by Jim Hender September 06, 2007

Get reeted on

Be decimated, beaten, or conquered by someone more superior to you

Checkmate! Get reeted on!

by Dude847362 December 26, 2018

reet bugger

A phrase to shout out in state's of surprise. Originated in Rochdale, and is on of the most Rochdalian things you can say.

"I just farted"
"Reet Bugger!"

by Noodle November 14, 2004

reet root

A slang term for vagina which more or less describes the sound of this word being censored.

Like “hey matt…mmm, have you seen tub girl yet…oh no? yeah, you gotta see this because it is so dang awesome…*loads pic*…oh hellz yeah!!!! Looooook at that!!! hahahaha…hmm can you even image? Oh, I couldn’t do that…shoot, no…oh man… hey, isn’t it weird how they blur out her reet root but I mean look at the rest of this picture. Ahhahahaha, oh man tub girl”

by mcdisease August 30, 2007

reet mint

A describtion of something pretty awesome. A combination of reet and mint, both very positive adjectives.

This club is reet mint.
You see that scab cracker standing over there? I swear she's reet mint!

by PETETHEHEAT February 28, 2008