by Dr. Bash May 31, 2003
The South Won't Rise Again
you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit
i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit
i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
by TheEye5000 January 20, 2005
A person, generally white, who is convinced anyone who he doesn't know is bad-news. Stays with a small circle of friends which are just generally the redneck's family esp. cousins. They seem to not have any real social skills nor goals in life.
The rednecks felt threatened when they saw the man walk by with 2 women. So they tried to attack the man. But the rednecks lost the fight as well as their 2 teeth they all had left.
by Rebecca April 10, 2004
a kind fella from a place there aint no damn city traffic or city people that cant drive. we dip, we drive our big rusty trucks too fast, we drink beer, we drink beer while driving our rusty trucks too fast, we go muddin, fishin, real campin, not in that RV shit, hell ive wiped my ass with tree leaves. we have common sense and are able to fix anything on our own. Unlike dumbass city people who need to call some expensive Tech. to come work on your shit, cause ur too dumb to know that you broke it yourself. Ill tell ya what, thats a redneck Im a proud one of em
city folk- my tires flat! What should i do?
Redneck- fix that damn tire you lazy dumbass!
This is a true story right here, i was with a city folk.
It was about end of sept.
City- "this farmer better start watering their fields, the corns all dyin"
Red- umm its harvest season you dumbass city folk
Redneck- fix that damn tire you lazy dumbass!
This is a true story right here, i was with a city folk.
It was about end of sept.
City- "this farmer better start watering their fields, the corns all dyin"
Red- umm its harvest season you dumbass city folk
by estay October 05, 2006
noun: often racist, ignorant unintelligent low-class (whitetrash) denizens of the south east side of the USA who love two things: their sisters (not in a good way) and NASCAR. Rednecks make americans look bad because of their extereme ingorance and tolerance for cheap beer and cheap ciggarettes and their tendency to live in trailers. Not always poor but (often are) maintain a low-brow view on life.
by #1 stunna July 16, 2004
Boots,Camo,Jeans(wranglers),Southern Voices,Tough,Mean,Beer Drinker( or will be),button down shirts,bucknife always on them,talk about women too much,love cars, they talk about there guns or what there doing this weeknd at the ranch,racsits, and lound
Henry Nixon,Charles Stuckey, and Daniel Mcarty from San Antonio are such rednecks there allways talking about what truck theyll be driving when there 16.
by alamo heights November 30, 2007
One who:
1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth
2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs
3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo
4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place
5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew
6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it
7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda
8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out
9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News
10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain Dew
1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth
2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs
3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo
4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place
5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew
6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it
7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda
8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out
9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News
10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain Dew
I just saw a redneck at Wal-mart with camouflage overalls and buying some beer, Mountain Dew, and a ton of bullets.
by t12j19c95 May 15, 2009