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Redneck

Rednecks are usually characterized as someone who has a mullet, loves nascar, and meets his/her spouses at family renunions. Rednecks are born with a full knowlege of how to work on cars. Experts believe it is engraved in their DNA much like hair color. Most rednecks get revenue from disabilty or unemployment. Using food stamps to pay for their food. Some even go to Costco to feed their farm of inbred children off of free samples. Rednecks are also extremely racist and resistant to change.

If your children are named after Walker Texas Ranger or Lynard Skynard, you're definitely a redneck.

by rickybobbyeldiablo April 12, 2009