rectal nectar

The fart juice that my GF got on her fingers because I asked her to itch my asshole through my pants.

"That rectal nectar is so potent and juicy it transcends the laws of pants fabric."

by MaddiesBitch December 27, 2018

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Rectal Racquetball

A sexual move where you clap someone’s asshole so hard that your dick titties slap their genitals. Generally considered unpleasant due to the probability of permanent sterilization.

In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.

In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.

“Have you tried rectal racquetball with your girl yet?”

“Nah I’m not tryna bruise my balls.”

by HippyDippy_ January 11, 2019

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Rectal snowblower

When you cover your rectum with a pile of cocaine and fart a coke cloud into the air and someone runs in and tries to snort the cloud out of the air.

Man you've never been as high as you would be after a rectal snowblower!

by Shooter McGavin 1 March 9, 2022

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rectal collar

a crap circle around the neck, usually left after insertion of head into anothers rectum.

After Sammy stuck his head as far as it would go up Mikeys butt, there was a crap circle rectal collar in the same place most people would wear a necklace.

by diogio rome March 28, 2009

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The Rectal Renaissance

When a man inserts his index and middle fingers into his parters anus, pulls it out, thrust his hand into the air and screams, "Shit by any other name would smell just as foul!"

Don't shake Ron's hand, he still has shit under his fingernails from the Rectal Rennasiannce.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

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