Skip to main content
If you think you have a solid grasp on it; you haven't thought about it enough. Just ask a Dr.
Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."

Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"

Iam "Stop...."

Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."

Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."

Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."

Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
Reality by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
Reality mug front
Get the Reality mug.
See more merch
A system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.
Hym "If religion is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.... And it was created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And reality is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws... That would suggest that reality was also created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And humans can't create reality... But reality exists.... And the very concept of 'causality' requires it's existence to have a cause... Then that would mean...."
Reality by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Reality is a mean person reality loves to hard she will get on your nerves
reality by My name is reality August 1, 2022
If you get asked to say reality when telling someone something and you say it but you are lying they get to punch you in the chin or "chins".
Person 1: I didn't steal your beers
Person 2: Say REALITY

person 1: Reality
Reality by holybible May 31, 2023
Reality by PhoenixGamer34 November 18, 2023
the Thing inside the universe that we are in Which is a mystery
Person 1:Reality is a mystery

Person2:thats Deep
Reality by sashing17dictionary January 19, 2024
reality
reality by cxnfl1ct June 1, 2025