Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

by Clara Winters July 17, 2022

Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.

Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.

by emily&emma January 12, 2010

Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.

Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.

by Asianchild December 28, 2013

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

reading my manga

Some fuckin gay site that that i read manga on surprisingly it has a safer comment section than pornhub ngl and lowers my confidence because my peen is only 7 inches these mother fuckers out here wit dicks bigger than my whole arm Jesus Christ

random dude 1: shit how did i get addicted to this shit? reading my manga is the only site i go on at night help me lord

therapist: thats simple your gay

:) why did you search this up

pornhub: ... what is this shit

by i am not gay chill May 13, 2021

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

by octopod November 22, 2003

reading high school

A Small School outside of Cincinnati where everyone has sex with their sister, mom, and cousin. The natural culture there is to have double cheeked long cut upper deckers at all times as well as drinking and other red neck activities. There are also many racists and white supremacists ties to the school and it is notorious for throwing around the {N-Word because they can.

I just visited Reading High School and it was a wild ride, I thought that I was in the middle of nowhere.

by lil dookie stain December 4, 2017