Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015

Quikler

A slut who loves star wars

What a quikler

by Elliot is a nerd November 1, 2019

Facebook quickie

1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message

2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy

ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie

ex. 2

person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?

person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,

by every1rocks555 October 4, 2010

Bro quickie

When two guys(usually best friends) give each other blowjobs.

"hey man I'm feeling pretty lonely you wanna do a bro quickie?"

by Coldjoker July 7, 2016

sickly quickie

Having sex quickly while both parties are sick.

Her "We have to be at the doctors in a hour" Him " just enough time to sneak in a sickly quickie".

by Watermelon juice May 28, 2016

uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!

by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019

LinkedIn Quickie

To connect with random strangers on linkedin, only to endorse each others' skills without any real conversation or background check.

Bob: Wow Alice, you have a lot of professional connections.
Alice: Naah, they are basically for linkedin quickie.

Discord servers are now the new red light areas for linkedin quickie

by mayukhm December 9, 2020