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quarterback

The gayest person on the football team who scoots up to the rear end of another male, to reach between his legs, grab his brown ball, and goes into a layout position.
Quarterback male for junior high, high school or professional player of the game of football.
by auntyball March 29, 2010
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Jackie wants to get with that quarterback named Matt
by jackie wants me January 1, 2007
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God's Quarterback

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.
by pokepotty August 22, 2011
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quarterback

Sexual partner i.e. Whoever you're sexually involved with. A girlfriend, wife, husband, boyfriend, lover.
She's my little quarterback, cause I'm all that in the sac (bedroom).
by Blackburg December 25, 2007
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franchise quarterback

carson wentz is the best franchise quarterback, dak prescott could never.
by boomroasted July 11, 2019
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Monday night quarterbacking

1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.
Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.
by Milt Alwin February 25, 2009
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System Quarterback

A term used by ignorant people. Every quarterback is essentially a system QB because a QB is only as talented as the people that surround them. Lets face it a Quarterback cannot magically make plays without a certain amount of protection and talented receivers.
Jim "Peyton Manning definitely isn't System Quarterback"

Dan "Jim I dislike that term but he has become so great because of the great people surrounding him like Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, and a top 5 Offensive line year in and year out."
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Mike "Tom Brady definitely doesn't deserve the Superbowl rings that he has, he is such a System Quarterback"

Matt " He deserves every single one. You act like a Quarterback is an entire football team , football is a team sport and Tom has always had great guys around him."

Mike "Well I can name some QB's that aren't system QB's"

Matt "Go ahead"

Mike" Well um... Peyton Manning, he could run any offense in the league if he really wanted to."

Matt " No your wrong he has never played for any other team other than the Colts so your point is irrelevant. His coaches run the Offense to his liking so he could succeed, same goes for Tom Brady, there is nothing wrong with that but very few teams can actually function that way."
by NFLFANFOREVER November 11, 2009
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