pwnz0rer Share definition Flag A person who tends to get to the top of everything, such as sports, Maths and women. The mighty pwnz0rer lived at the top of Mt Credible with his 30 wives. pwnz0rer by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the pwnz0rer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch