purety

she’s a kind girl with a funny sense of humor. You wanna keep a Purety around.

Guy: She’s hot
Girl: That’s Purety

by treexe October 30, 2019

bug parity

A process that occurs when bugs or issues introduced in one application become identically duplicated in a completely different application.

Program XYZ didn't have bug parity until we integrated parts from the other applcation into it.

by innowen May 30, 2006

puriteen

An online child who is deeply uncomfortable with the sense that people online might present sexual characteristics and who proactively demands that people curtail behavior that they interpret as sexually suggestive.

Seriously the only people arguing to ban kink at pride are 4chan nazis, cynical twitch streamers and puriteens.

by blockchildrenontwitter May 26, 2021

Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

Sexual Age Parity

The accomplishment of having slept with as many men or women as one is old.

"Paul just achieved sexual age parity last week, but it'll only last about a week as he's about to turn 29. Still, he should be able to catch up pretty quickly."

by ZakAttack October 12, 2012

Puritan

Someone who wants to basically make life as boring as possible

Mr. Cox is so puritan he made the band instafail due to lack of coolness.

by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009

word puritan

A closed-minded person who sees all language in black and white with no exceptions. They are sticklers for one dictionary as their lone authority on every word. They are anal sticklers about language and they refuse to accept any new slang words as legitimate additions to a certain language. Esp., English.

The Scrabble buff was a "word puritan" and he refused to accept any coinage of a new word that was not from his authoritative source.

by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010