punched a midget

An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.

So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?

Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.

by mongoose4342 July 17, 2006

Punched the tabby

slammed a can of beer, or pop

I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby

by Ynot 999 August 18, 2006

Hole Punched

The Female Version Of Cock Block.

Sarah Went And Hole Punched me while i was with danny

by CJcrunkomafawkolicious September 5, 2011

pucher

When a man shits and farts from his penis. The male version of a queef.

"The old man in 302 just puchered"

by Cadet Shane November 8, 2007

pouched

When a male gets kicked in the testicles

Dude you totally just got pouched.

by switch_nick November 24, 2006

pucked

- To slip while fucking (past tense)

"The floor was so wet from her juices, he PUCKED on his ass"

by STRAP September 23, 2006

Donkey Punched

Waking up from a punch to the back of one's head after being violently fucked from behind with ejaculation all over one's back.

Julia: "Damn what a headache I've got, must have gotten Donkey Punched!"

by Mike420IM November 1, 2008