Uncle Puzel

A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.

Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!

Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!

by M Pizzay in the Hizzay February 4, 2013

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Dirty Puce

The ultimate and rather disproportional experience; an act so infinite and immeasurable that it is beyond mortal reasoning.

Zeus’ direct interaction with a mortal women usually ends with a Dirty Puce.

by Puce de Groot June 6, 2020

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puce buick

A sexual act that involves eating a lot of beets, taking a "beet" shit into a condom, putting said condom on and plowing someone while pushing one of their breasts like a car horn and humming "La Cucaracha".

Oh, man. Sandra's a freak! She made me give her a puce buick and she totes orgasmed right at the last note of "La Cucaracha". You know her....she's from the MRMB board. I'm totes stoaked to bone her again!

by jonnyT. June 28, 2006

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puce

a reddish brown color; ask a person what color they think "puce" is and it becomes a test: only classy females and classy feminine males get it right.

Kara: "what color is puce?"
Bob: "uh, pink?"
Kara: "yea, you're straight."

by vampyra1 July 18, 2004

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