Yo dude. I just pubed that toilet. I bet you can't get more than twelve on the back of that American standard.
by beeyatch December 17, 2004
Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.
Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"
"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"
"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"
"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"
"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"
"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
by DJ D-rel March 13, 2011
"Look at that fucking pube, smoking his clove cigarette and pretending to be a gangsta. I wonder which pocket holds his mommy's platinum card?"
by Mad Dogg January 7, 2006
The Flik-run dining café at Manhattanville College. Known to some as "the pub," and known to those who have admitted its filthiness to themselves as "The Pube."
by WILLERXKILLER April 24, 2006
Charlie: 'GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!'
* Bethany puts the phone down her pants*
Bethany: 'come and get it'
Charlie: 'EWWW YOU JUST PUBED MY PHONE!'
* Bethany puts the phone down her pants*
Bethany: 'come and get it'
Charlie: 'EWWW YOU JUST PUBED MY PHONE!'
by wiggy192 April 15, 2011
Ajit Pai should get pubed every time he orders food. He should be eating 300 calories of surprise pubes/day.
by takeashitonajitpai December 16, 2017
To play in a public server... to eat some ones pubes... to shave off your own pubes... to have random computer geeks playing with your pubes...
by Junglist July 2, 2003