A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.
dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.
dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.
dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011
Get the Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage mug.The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.
Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."
by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014
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A adjective that sounds like a complement(ex. "poetic," "prose"), but, in actuality, is derogatory, meaning dry, verbose, boring, long, slow, or drawn-out. As such, it is a wonderful way to insult someone to their face; even if they do know what it means, they will often excuse you for it, thinking that you thought it meant something good.
Person: Hey, what do you think of my Harry Potter Sexual Fanfic?
Me: *Washing eyes out* It's very, um, prosaic!
Person: Oh, why thank you! I'll go submit this to a publisher!
Me: *Snickers evilly.*
Me: *Washing eyes out* It's very, um, prosaic!
Person: Oh, why thank you! I'll go submit this to a publisher!
Me: *Snickers evilly.*
by x3y October 18, 2019
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a pre-teen girl who wears the smuttiest clothing that can be purchased, usually can be found wandering malls or other heavily populated areas, do not date people of there own age area usually go for men at least 3 or 4 years older than themselves, usually can be referred to my the short slut long jacket, comes from single parent family usually.
a pre-teen girl who wears the smuttiest clothing that can be purchased, usually can be found wandering malls or other heavily populated areas, do not date people of there own age area usually go for men at least 3 or 4 years older than themselves, usually can be referred to my the short slut long jacket, comes from single parent family usually.
kevin: "wow did you see the way thoes prastatots were stareing at you mike..."
mike:"thoes slutty ho bags why cant they just act their own age "
kevin:"because you are a homosexuall"
mike:"true dat"
mike:"thoes slutty ho bags why cant they just act their own age "
kevin:"because you are a homosexuall"
mike:"true dat"
by KevinDougherty August 6, 2005
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"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"
"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
by Big Ash July 25, 2003
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