Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.
Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020
"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."
"Real programmers wear programming socks."
"She wears the socks of a real programmer."
"Real programmers wear programming socks."
"She wears the socks of a real programmer."
by Lil'ith Rose January 02, 2024
A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.
Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.
Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.
Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.
Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.
by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024
A person or group of people who wants their code to work but also question their method if code does not work, but If code works they also question their method.
by A Common Programmer November 26, 2021
by StratusFearMe21 March 07, 2023