spacial profiling

when you have an empty seat next to you on the plane, and you watch everyone getting on board, hoping no fat people sit next to you.

"Dude, I scored a nice window seat on my 6 hour flight, but a fat man ended up sitting in the middle seat next to me. I didn't even see him coming."
"Weren't you spacial profiling?"

by Bryson Taylor January 21, 2010

[Profile Candy]

A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.

John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?

Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?

by Alecto83 January 21, 2009

Pity Profiling

When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.

It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.

How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.

by MJ1211 January 1, 2011

Sleeper profile

A profile created on a social networking site to lurk/troll people without fear of being blocked.

Sean and Buttram created sleeper profiles so they wouldn't get blocked anymore.

by goddamnbuttram February 22, 2011

Profile Prowler

one who obsessively stalks profiles on social media, especially facebook and instagram

Ted: damn, bro, I just saw that my ex liked a photo from page 10 of my pictures!!!
Greg: hah, what a scrub, looks like she's quite the profile prowler.

by Childish Bambino May 1, 2019

Bracial profiling

Judging somebody based on the fact that they have braces.

"whoa bro did you see that chick?" "yah, but she had braces" "whatever bro that's bracial profiling"

by joe9999 October 21, 2009

Profile twin

a profile twin is like a type of social media user who has the same profile picture as you (if the pic on your profile isn't u but a photo from google and another person has the same one on theirs)

me and my friend have the same kermit the frog meme profile picture on twitter so we're profile twins

by Emilia Fernandez July 30, 2019