Bob Proctor

An inspirational life coach. Creator of “The Secret” a documentary which teaches we can have, do or be anything we want. We need only focus on such things continually in a positive manner and they will manifest themselves into reality. It’s the law of Attraction

Yo’ who’s that wise old man who teaches “thoughts become reality” ?

That’s Bob Proctor, playa’

by Da Realist’ April 16, 2019

proctomorph

printable alternative to asshole. Takes adjectival proctomorphic and adverbial proctomorphically forms,can be used on the record in open court.

"Has my learned opponent ever considered, in his entire proctomorphic existence, that the prosecution's burden of proof might extend beyond 'everybody knows the defendant is guilty'?"

by Marian Neudel January 18, 2004

proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

Proctophobia

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Common among fenskers

also see asshole

I really want to feltch your ass man!, but i suffer from Proctophobia

by Dude March 27, 2005

proton

1. Protein
2. A protein shake

1. Man cottage cheese has a lot of protons
2. I'll be at the gym in a sec just brewing a proton

by PhoenixWings February 21, 2018

Proton

A car I would never ever be seen in. The Satria GTI is a weak excuse for a performance car, regardless of its Lotus underpinnings. People who own one and drive like it has poke are fags. A pushbike has more street-cred than anything bearing a Proton badge.

A: "Hey, I just bought a Proton Satria GTI"

B: "Are you serious?"

A: "It's tuned by lotus and has Recaro seats!"

B: "It's a chat car. I'd rather walk, you sad wanker"

by E46M3 October 18, 2008

proctological discomfort

royal pain in the ass.

With her constant moaning, Thelma was fast becoming a proctological discomfort.

by the real pappapittmudman April 23, 2006