Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!
Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.
Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.
by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008
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If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman July 14, 2007
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by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009
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sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.
sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.
Gnarly Prime says, "Don't be tricked by cheap imitations like scientology. Convert to Proctorology today! Be a giver not a taker!" As I always say, "I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one."
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Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.
by Schlink238 January 24, 2017
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Omg that rich guy I met 9 months ago pulled a Biden protocol! I’ll give him his laptop back at court for his child support.
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and decentralized Web3 social graph
, ready for you to build on so you can focus on creating a great experience, not scaling your users. This can be used to connect with community without any boundaries and easily monetize content without adds giving users your content ownership
Developers build there apps similar to the Web2 ones for the community to use such as:
Lenster - something like Twitter
Lenstube - something like Twitter
lensta - something like Instagram
And much more
and decentralized Web3 social graph
, ready for you to build on so you can focus on creating a great experience, not scaling your users. This can be used to connect with community without any boundaries and easily monetize content without adds giving users your content ownership
Developers build there apps similar to the Web2 ones for the community to use such as:
Lenster - something like Twitter
Lenstube - something like Twitter
lensta - something like Instagram
And much more
I recently moved from Twitter to Lens / Lens Protocol after i got suspended on X for my thoughts i love it
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