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procrastination 

what a majority of teenagers are best at.
"im so darn good at procrastinationing its bad!
procrastination by tess.. duh October 27, 2008

Productive Procrastination 

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.
Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

procrastination 

The driving force behind writing a research paper.
I procrastinated too long, and now the paper is due tomorrow! I haven't even started on it yet!! *starts writing nonstop*

Procrastination brings about the most busy day of your live eventually if you keep doing it.
procrastination by SomeBadJoke April 18, 2006

procrastination 

1. the act of putting things off for later
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........
Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook! I just did!
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...
procrastination by herebutGONE January 3, 2010

productive procrastination 

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.
I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??
Word of the Day on March 7, 2011

procrastination station 

The place you find yourself when you just don't feel like doing anything.
Chris was stuck at the procrastination station all semester and ended up with a 0.8 GPA.
procrastination station by mel22 December 30, 2008