procrastanigga

A nigga that waits till 11:59 to get ready for the club knowing damn well he got to leave a 12 and don't even have his shit picked out.

Where's Walt?

You know that procrastanigga ain't even started getting ready yet.

by Dog eat dog June 3, 2016

procrastaddiction

The constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing.

Once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.

by Letter-Blaster-the-Word-Master February 5, 2017

Procrastagrammer

1. A person who procrastinates posting on Instagram.
2. A person who constantly makes posts for Instagram and talks about posting them, but never actually posts them.

Trent: “OMG Lilly, stop talking about posting on Instagram and just post already-you’re such a procrastagrammer!!”

Lilly: “I still have posts on my phone from Christmas that I haven’t posted on Instagram and it’s already July like you might as well call me a procrastagrammer!”

Paige: “Lilly, you are definitely the biggest procrastagrammer I’ve ever met!!”

by LillyConner July 6, 2020

Procrastadating

When you make plans to go on a date with someone and one or both parties keep putting it off to a later time.

Hey how is that John guy you have been talking to?

Oh I haven't met him yet we've been procrastadating.

by Eon ma I January 9, 2021

Procrastastudying

The pursuit of pointless facts in order to avoid learning more boring but relevant information

I should have been learning about electrical safety but instead I did some procrastastudying on the phytonutrients of plankton

by Basedexcess May 2, 2021

Procrastafaffing

The act of doing alot of meanial and pointless things in order to delay doing what you are meant to be doing

Stop procrastafaffing and get ready for school

by Wazza89 October 31, 2021

Procrastabitch

A Procrastabitch is the part of yourself who steals their way into your life at the precise moment you are about to do something you need to do. She advises you, strongly, that you should put it off because of a multitude of reasons, which are actually nonsense.

My procrastabitch is strong right now. I've been putting off editing my book for 27 days but just can't seem to do it because she is bedded in like a tic.

by TheFreq333 April 27, 2022