Premium Dan

-utilizes premium gasoline in one's premium car. Also associated with being too esteemed to meddle in the business of less premium people.

Premium Dan is too good to put unleaded gas in his Rover.

by Cup-Shot December 14, 2004

Free premium day

On Valentine’s Day there is free premium on porn hub

Are u going to get on porn hub bc of free premium day

by Sexyaj February 13, 2019

Blue Premium Bond

Reference from Dream SMP

Tommy: Blue Premium Bond
Tubbo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

by Ig08 April 17, 2021

precum

Clear sticky fluid that drips out of a mans penis, after visual or physical stimulation

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick

by Scottyboy February 22, 2003

premium

Premium is simply an adjective that takes the user a step up from 'cool'. Whenever you feel like responding in conversation with a casual 'cool', take it up a notch and slip in a minty fresh 'premium' instead.

Zach: Norwood thinks he coined premium, but really he's just jealous of me for doing it first.
Joe: Premium, man. Norwood could never have made that up. Premium indeed.

by Zach V. April 3, 2005

Premium bull

Used to describe something that is extraordinarily well done but completely made up, yet total appropriate for the situation. Something that appears to be totally legit and/or of professional quality. This is often characterized by using a bunch of fancy words and filling in the rest with empty/meaningless words. Can describe something that someone said or wrote.

John: Can you proof read my essay for me? It's a personal reflection of the significance of observation.
Blake: Dude, this is an epic paper, but it is full of premium bull! How do you get by coming up with this bull without knowing a single thing you are talking about?
John: Haha, welcome to creativity 101!

Adam: That speaker really knows his subject! I am convinced.
Greg: What! He doesn’t even know what he is talking about. All he knows is a bunch of fancy words and the rest is all just some premium bull!
Adam: Well, it still sounded good.

by Nightsparks September 30, 2011

Mustard Precum

That watery shit that comes out before you squirt your mustard

I just shot so much mustard precum. It's gonna ruin my weiner

by Joeyfromtheblock March 11, 2015