Tyrone didn't have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue sex during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had sex within a few hours of delivery. In fact, with Brie Ann's quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, ejaculating thrust. A nurse in the delivery room claimed there was semen on the face of the first out.
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Where a pregnant teen performs live porn in front of other teens usually in a secluded place. Because they don't have access to the places where live pregnant porn is being performed in public.
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Thanks to Sheila getting knocked up, she landed one of the lead roles in in Fat Pregnant Anal Whores XVII and made enough money to stay high for a month.
by Inva Derbo Ots September 30, 2006
Get the pregnant mug.1. A state a woman may find herself in after having unprotected sex with a man. Involves a child growing within her body and can be discovered by the absence of menstruation. May cause illness.
2. Bloated, held out, prolonged.
I'd also like to say something to all the men out there who think that getting a girl pregnant is a death sentence!
Being pregnant is a wonderful and painful experience that you'll never have, so just shut the hell up about your selfish views. Women don't trap men by getting pregnant. It's not their choice!
2. Bloated, held out, prolonged.
I'd also like to say something to all the men out there who think that getting a girl pregnant is a death sentence!
Being pregnant is a wonderful and painful experience that you'll never have, so just shut the hell up about your selfish views. Women don't trap men by getting pregnant. It's not their choice!
1. Jenny: It's been two months since my last period!
Katy: Oh no! Have you and your man had unprotected sex recently?
Jenny: Yeah, a month and a half ago.
Katy: Oh my god, Jenny, you have got to be pregnant.
2. After making his abrupt statement, Jake hung his head wearily. Neither of the boys spoke, and a pregnant silence filled the small room.
Katy: Oh no! Have you and your man had unprotected sex recently?
Jenny: Yeah, a month and a half ago.
Katy: Oh my god, Jenny, you have got to be pregnant.
2. After making his abrupt statement, Jake hung his head wearily. Neither of the boys spoke, and a pregnant silence filled the small room.
by Kireshai June 5, 2007
Get the pregnant mug.Jenna : Wow this is a really nice Planet Fitness!
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
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Get the Pregnant mug.Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
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