Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.
I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!
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A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.
by pixeleyz August 17, 2009
Get the preemptive flush mug.The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.
What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!
by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009
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Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.
Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.
Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009
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d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner
d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner
She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.
by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010
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Steve: Wow, where did you find that old thing?
John: It's a Nokia from the premoticon era dude, its outlasted every method of destruction.
John: It's a Nokia from the premoticon era dude, its outlasted every method of destruction.
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